Polansky's the name. I like things.

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mrrandomneseianese:

Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are

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like we have the vacuums

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we have the dirty stuff

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we have the fixers

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we have the ceptioners

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and we have my favorite 

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like these are the greatest things in the world

jerkidiot:

kraft-mac-and-cheese:

90% percent of the time i’m “going to the bathroom” is just me in there trying to get away from people’s shit

then why would you go to the bathroom

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symphonyofaloser:

I only got a snapchat so I could draw stuff like what i drew here and now that i deleted it I miss it haha maybe ill start a new one just so i could draw again…

His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.

50 Shades of Grey

Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE BAD FANFICTION…

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misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

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thekusabi:

Additional versions of the new Halloween Madoka Magica cards! (Version 1)

Evolution shmevolution

shitmystudentswrite:

If the human race was to die out and Apes survived, the human race would be able to make a comeback…right? NO! If we truly evolved from Apes, then there should be a high probability that a monkey would give birth to a human. In addition, if evolution were real, why do we not see Apes turning into humans now in today’s time? 

submissivefeminist:

ellescarred:

little-miss-fats:

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has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

This was perfect

Wow. Yes. So much yes.